Henry Beard — American Comedian

Henry Nichols Beard is an American humorist, one of the founders of the magazine National Lampoon and the author of several best-selling books... (wikipedia)

You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum.
There is no such thing as a 'correct' weight for any particular height - they are only averages.
Whenever I dream of playing a perfect round of golf, which I rarely do more than a dozen times a day, I picture myself on one of my favorite British Open-style links, and in particular the great courses of the west of Ireland, whose holes flow through naturally bunkered dunesland never far from the sight or sound of surf.
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