Bobby Heenan Quotes

Bobby Heenan — American Entertainer born on November 01, 1944,

Raymond Louis "Ray" Heenan, also known as Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, is an American former professional wrestling manager, wrestler and color commentator, best known for his time with the American Wrestling Association, the World Wrestling Federation and World Championship Wrestling. He was known for his skill in drawing heel heat for himself and his wrestlers, and for his on-screen repartee with Gorilla Monsoon as a color commentator. World Wrestling Entertainment described Heenan as "one of sports-entertainment's best loved legends". Heenan was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2004 by Blackjack Lanza... (wikipedia)

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.